Saturday, January 22, 2011

Move Over Ke$ha

Little Eden aka Cutie Patootie is a drunk mess and the sole reason that booze have been outlawed in preschools. She has become the Lindsay Lohan of our youngest generation and caused an uproar amongst kids everywhere. Parents have lost control and the educational system is powerless in keeping kids clean. Toddlers are uprising and revolting against the new laws and speakeasys are popping up all over in playgrounds across the nation. Oshkoshbgosh!

But in all seriousness why would you subject your child to such silliness all in the name of fame (such as it is) and money?