F is for Forniphilia

Forniphilia is the fetish of human furniture, a form of bondage or sexual objectification where the human body is incorporated into a chair or table, etc. Please see the music video below for a visual and a testicle high five at about approximately 1:50 into the video.

I may have posted this song before and so what if I did. It just means I really do love it.

"I dont know whats missing now... that im away from you...

Dreams are falling down right in front of me...

All im feeling now is just a memory....

Knowing that things never will be like they used to be..."

This song brings me back to the countless bus rides I took through the Lincoln Tunnel and despite that it makes me feel so good.