Bun in the Oven

In light of my situation I've decided that sometimes you just have to laugh at the hand life has dealt you. If my life were a movie right now I'd call it "Sweet Buscuits: Bun in the Oven". Without further ado here is a still from my big screen baking debut.

(What this sign should say is "Warning I am HOT in a hair net.")

The plot of my movie would proceed as follows:

Rub-a-dub-dub,

Three men in a tub,

And how do you think they got there?

The butcher, the baker,

The candlestick-maker,

They all jumped out of a rotten potato,

'Twas enough to make a man stare.

Sounds kind of kinky.