Let's Get it Started!

Well, here we go. Strap on those comfy shoes, grab a light jacket, we're gonna be gone awhile. Tooling around my brain is no easy task, trust me I should know. This being my first post I'd like to send us off on this maiden voyage the right way. *Christens this blog by smashing a bottle of champagne on my laptop (ZAP!)*

I wasn't born yesterday and I'm sure I have something of value hidden away in here somewhere. Some sort of pearl of wisdom to share with the masses, shine some light in the gloom of cyberspace... And I've got bupkis.

So here is my disclaimer/promise to you: I'll never be something I'm not. I'll always be honest about what's on my mind and honestly it's mostly Small Talk.